Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?
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- You dressed me? - Yes, I did.
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- You're so much more than a slight jerk! - That's not very nice.
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Freeze!
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Don't tell me what I'm feeling! My father does that.
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Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
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Okay. I just think you're feeling a little nervous about the wedding.
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- ...do you have kids? - I have a Jack Russell Terrier. Well, then you'll understand. You gotta give me two hours. - You're kidding me! - This is my son's wedding.
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Get control! Get control, you schmuck! - You're not exactly helping things, Jer. - Helping how? - Unwrap your legs. - What? Unwrap your legs! - All right! - Thank you. I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school! - This isn't fun. - You gotta stop and smell those roses.
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...I know you're a little stressed out. Well, so am I. You know, it's a big day and, you know, you're confused. I was confused on the day I got married. Obviously. I've never seen Marc happier, and I know it's because of you. And I get down on my knees, and I thank that big man up there... ...for you coming into his life. And to tell you that the second I saw you, I knew... ...you're the best girl in the world.
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Well, enough of the hearts and flowers, huh? We're here to have a good time, right?
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Cherkasov's got her in position five miles offshore. Thibodoux's guy is en route, and they're both set for a noon exchange time. I guess I can squeeze it in between the "I dos" and the appetizers.
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It's the work at the ashram.
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- Oh, there you are. - Judy, Judy, Judy. How are you? You look great.