Cherkasov's got her in position five miles offshore. Thibodoux's guy is en route, and they're both set for a noon exchange time. I guess I can squeeze it in between the "I dos" and the appetizers.
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Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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Unless you think I'm ready to take the lead.
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Hey! I'll be right back. Melissa!
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Melissa. Melissa!
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Melissa...
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Oh, my God.
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- That was fun! - Yeah. Blackmail. It's terrific.
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Yeah, we'll be right here!
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We'll send out some cake later.
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Well, maybe you ought to just see this.
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- Or-- - Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Jerry! - Uncle Ben! - Mazel tov. - Thanks. - Where's Marc and Melissa? - Where are they? - Where are they? - I don't know. Where are they? - I don't know. - Ben, I'm asking you. - I'm asking you. - I'm asking you. All right, stop! We're turning into Abbott and Costello. I'm sure they're here. - Dr. Peyser. - Hi, Rabbi. We're already behind schedule, and I do have two other ceremonies this afternoon. - And that Buddhist monk-- - That was not my idea. - What's wrong with him? - He's an idiot. - Okay. Well, let me talk to him. - Thank you. I don't know one person here! Not one person. That's right, because it's not an arms convention. Talk to these guys.
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I'm a little worried. I got really wasted last night, and I did this My Best Friend's Wedding thing... ...and told her I dated Marc one time. - You what? - I think she may have bolted.
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- Steven Tobias, you son of a bitch! - If we don't die, I'm gonna kill you, Dad! - You suck! - She's wearing my dress! Quiet!
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So, I thought you'd like to know the wedding is off. - Why? What happened? - Marc and Melissa have vanished.
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- Hey, guys! - Hey. Hi, who are you? - Marc's frat brothers. Who are you? - I'm Marc's dad. - Seriously? - Yeah.
