Some doctors like to operate... ...but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first. This gentleman, however, will need surgery. - What? - I'm sorry. That's my fault. I should've told you that privately. It slipped out. It's not a big deal. At worst, you'd lose a toe. - Oh, my God. - It rarely happens.
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9.3s
By the power vested in me by the Federal Bureau of Investigation... ...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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6s
The brace is for getting through metal detectors. Distracts them from the knife in my shoe.
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17.9s
Mr. Xerox. Well, a great supply of copiers you have here. I like the one shaped like a rocket launcher. Does it collate? Is that a fanny pack? - It's cute, isn't it? - It's adorable. Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I'm a doctor, something you know nothing about. I'm riveted. Go on.
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2.9s
- I'm gonna throw up. - Bathroom's right behind me.
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6.1s
You have dialed an invalid country code. Okay, Marc is such a wonderful guy.
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5.1s
- There's nobody flying! - No, Gulfstream 5, top of the line. This baby flies itself.
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16.9s
But I'd like to say something. Just because I hate Marc's father... ...it's not going to be uncomfortable here at the wedding. - Hello, everyone! - Hi, Mom. Hi, honey. I'm so happy to be here. And I'm so proud of you.
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2.8s
There's a taxi! Oh, my God, a taxi!
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3.8s
- That was fun! - Yeah. Blackmail. It's terrific.
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4s
...now a kingpin with the Russian mob, has been selling stolen military equipment.
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2.2s
What about Olga?
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2.2s
The meter maid is the hostess!
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27.6s
I'm sorry about my father. Honey, I'm sorry about my father. - Here. - Thanks. - I have an idea. - Yeah? Let's you and me leave town immediately. Let's escape our wedding. There's no escaping. - Really? - Really. Isn't this supposed to be about us? Sweet, funny, whimsical Melissa. Weddings aren't about the bride and groom.
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11s
Oh, great. Talk to me on day six. Jer, you still here? Oh, you got that shy bladder thing, huh? That's pretty common.
