Jer, I'm worried about you. You just don't look good. Let me get you a glass of water. What's the plane situation? Will I make it to Thibodoux's in time? It shouldn't be a problem. You have tailwinds. He's expecting you at 3. - You want me with you, I can rejig. - Here you go. No, I need you here. I wanna make sure Cherkasov is okay with the Chicago drop. Jer. Jer. Don't go there, Jer. Jer.
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13.7s
Did you like it? What is wrong with you? Something's really wrong. So just tell me what you are. A smuggler? A pimp? You deal in Russian runaways? Yeah, we're all those things and more. We are deep undercover.
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5.8s
And I also have a personal attack alarm... ...and if you come near me again, I'm gonna use it!
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2.7s
I think we're flying way too low.
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She hit me!
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6.6s
Like butter on mashed potatoes, huh? That lasted about 10 minutes. Jer, just relax.
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Not bad. I would've liked to gotten in a double twist before the blowup.
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I mean, I really-- I'm not allowed to say. He made me vow.
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How good is your word?
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1.6s
Right.
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30.7s
Honey, your father's going to France with Barbra Streisand! What?! Babs! Babs! I'm not going to France with Barbra Streisand! So, what's she like? Is she nice? She's not here! I love Barbra Streisand. - They're taking me against my will! - This doesn't make any sense. These things don't have to make sense, Katherine. Call everyone. All the authorities! Do it now! Is Melissa okay? She said something to me in the office. I'm worried about her. Put her back on the phone!
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9.7s
You took my picture? Jerome Allen Peyser, 200 Rector Place. Subject was apprehended in possession of 9.4 milliliters of fissile nuclear waste.
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6.3s
So he moves drugs, munitions, everything. World falls apart, this guy makes a fortune.
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4.1s
That's the guy who I got it from! The homeless guy? Great.
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2.1s
Here we go!
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16.6s
- About what? - Well, the father. He's a doctor. You know how they are. They think they're better than all the rest of us. He's probably a brain surgeon or something. I need you to listen to me carefully now... ...because it's getting very, very serious.
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5.9s
I knew that. I wouldn't forget my only son's wedding. We'll just have to juggle.
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4.8s
All right. Now, the fungus on your toes is coming back.