- "Streisand. Private." - That would be me. - Yeah. - Yeah. Where are you? Melissa's just really freaking out. And her dad's not even here, and he planned the whole thing. No, he's right here. He's fine. Listen, buddy, I wanna give you the heads up on something. We've changed the location of the rehearsal dinner. We're gonna meet you at the Signature Room... ...at the Hancock Tower instead of the Marriott.
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There's a taxi! Oh, my God, a taxi!
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- There he is! He's inside! Let's move! - Go!
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- I love magic tricks! - That's wonderful.
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Agent Hutchins, thank God! - You're under arrest. - What are you doing? Stay where you are, Dr. Peyser.
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An unconscious person. You must be working. The first thing I noticed about the guy is he supinates. - So? - His shoes show medial heel erosion. Only pronators have that! Never mind, it's technical. Marc is a wonderful guy.
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Breaks the ice a little bit, huh? Gets that party going!
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It's in a case in the warehouse. The case in the warehouse is empty. We want the money.
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You have dialed an invalid country code. Okay, Marc is such a wonderful guy.
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Mom, can you come here for a minute?
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Here we go.
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- I cannot get you out of my mind. - Okay. I am attracted to you physically, which for me is very strange... ...because I find homosexuality disgusting!
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How did you do that?
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Sorry. I should have gotten there a little more often. But look at you now, out of law school... ...working with a brand-new firm, about to marry this beautiful girl.
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Let's go! Hurry.
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Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done. - The new caterer? - Yeah, you know that. Daddy, you fired another caterer? They weren't caterers. That was a man and his wife and lettuce. Okay. Fine. I didn't even want a caterer, I just wanted six people and a beach, but.... Melissa, this is what you want. This is the wedding you'll remember.
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- Marc never mentioned he had a dad. - Like, not ever. Well, I'm traveling a lot. I just assumed that you were dead or in jail. Me too. Well, fuck you very much and have another beer. - Thanks a lot. - Thanks. Mr. Monk... ...if you two can't work this out, the planet is doomed. What can I do? Just talk to her. - Dr. Peyser. - Hi. - Gloria, from before. - Yeah, I know. Hi, Gloria. - Have you seen Melissa? - No, where is she?
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So you're buying a submarine. Well, that'll be nice. Wonderful. Now I can take anything anywhere. Cocaine, nuclear devices. Whatever you want, I will move it. That's terrific.