Hi. I'm Dory. - Hello, Dory. - And, uh, well... I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. - That's incredible. - Good on you, mate. I'm glad I got that off my chest. All right, anyone else? How about you, mate? What's your problem? Me? I don't have a problem. Oh, OK. - Denial. - Aah! Just start with your name. OK. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish. - A clownfish? Really? - Tell us a joke. I love jokes. I actually do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk... and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers... but in a joke, everyone talks... so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
Finding Nemo
7s
Right, then. Who's next? Pick me, pick me. Yes. The little Sheila down the front. - Whoo! - Come on up here.
Finding Nemo
14.6s
No, Bruce, focus. Sorry about Bruce, mate. He's really a nice guy. I need to get that mask. You want that mask? OK. No, no, no, no, no, no! Quick, grab the mask!
Finding Nemo
6.9s
- Hey, there. - How about you, Chum? Oh, I... seem to have misplaced my friend.
Finding Nemo
4.2s
Oh, no. Bruce? What?
Finding Nemo
1.9s
Aw, is the party over?
Finding Nemo
2.6s
Oh, no, it's blocked!
Finding Nemo
1.4s
Daddy?
Finding Nemo
2.2s
Nice.
Finding Nemo
1.4s
Dad?
Finding Nemo
13.5s
I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. It's my fault. Twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come! There you are!
Finding Nemo
2.9s
Gill, don't make him go back in there.
Finding Nemo
42.9s
Boy, this is taking awhile. How about we play a game? OK. OK, I'm thinking of something orange... and it's small- - It's me. - Right! It's orange and small- It's me. All righty, Mr. Smartypants. And it's orange and small and white stripes- Me. And the next one, just a guess, me. - That's just scary. - Wait, wait, wait. I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before... and that means we're going in circles... and that means we're not going straight! - Hey, hey! - Get to the surface. We'll figure it out up there. Let's go! - Hey! Relax. - What? Take a deep breath.
Finding Nemo
15.6s
Potty break! He grabbed the Reader's Digest. - We have 4.2 minutes! - That's your cue, Sharkbait. - You can do it, kid. - We gotta be quick. Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber... and I'll talk you through the rest. - OK. - It'll be a piece of kelp.
Finding Nemo
17s
My first escape- landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet. Toilet? All drains lead to the ocean, kid. Wow. How many times have you tried to get out? Ah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.
Finding Nemo
19.8s
You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait? Yeah. You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you. He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean. Peach, any movement? He's had four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon. Keep on him.
Finding Nemo
16.7s
Now, let's ask somebody for directions. Fine. Who do you want to ask, the speck? - There's nobody here! - There has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. OK, no one there. Nope. Nada.
Finding Nemo
5.9s
Nicely done! - Can you hear me? - Yeah! Here comes the pebble.
