So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. Paul has his own apartment?
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Did you have asparagus?
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Holy shit. Hey, kiddo.
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There you are.
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You've been in there for 54.. 55 minutes, Joe!!
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Joe, they're giving me hives. There's no way that they can give you hives.
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- Hi. - Hey. What's your name? My American name is Gary. You ever have one of those days, Gary? What kind of days? The kind I'm having right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having. Where you feel like somebody is pissing in your face all day long. Is that good or bad?
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- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
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Thanks. Guess I'm a man now, huh?
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I forgot about that. Are you laughing? Are you laughing at that? It was.. it was more of a laugh of admiration. For the murder of a turtle? The turtle died, then? Yeah, the turtle died, Frank. I suppose that's a shame. The problem is Joe's a mama's boy. Clarissa was good for him. She just let him be.
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There you go, property manager.
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That's horrible.
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- Yeah. - It's a puzzle. Sorry about that one.
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This is yours... on the back of your head. This one supposed to be me?
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No!!
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..it'd be a woman's touch. We have Biaggio. Doesn't count.
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Uh.. I'm gonna go.
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Oh.. Joe, no!! No, no, Joe!! Fuck you, snake!! He's awake. - You're okay. - Did it get me, man? - Yeah, a little bit. Um.. - Small bite. -Okay. Dad, take the head and the body and bury them in two separate holes, do you understand? The venom will attract other snakes. Okay. - Dad, now!! - Okay. Can you not just, like, suck it out of him? The venom has already entered his bloodstream. Okay, we got to get him out of here. - Oh!! Oh!! - My God. Maybe that's good. Maybe that's good. Maybe he got it out. Maybe he got it out of his system. Dad, can you bring the car up? Yeah, I'll just.. I'll carry it, I guess, or fly it over the forest. No, I can't bring the car up here!! Your jokes are not funny right now!! Guys, stop yelling!! This isn't helping anything!! - He's getting worse. -Oh, my God, he's really letting it go. - You're pissing yourself, kid. - Guys, he is burning up. We need to get him out of here. You up for a little walk, buddy? All right, look, you two, run up ahead, pull the car up as close as you can to the mouth of the woods. - You know how to put it in gear? -Fuck, yeah. Watch your mouth. Good, good. Let's go!! Let's go!! Move!! Come here.