STU: Fuck those guys, you hear me? That was bullshit. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car. - They let us go, who cares? - I care! You can't just do that. You can't just tase people because you think it's funny. That's police brutality. I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything? No.
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Mr. Tyson would like to know why is his tiger in your bathroom. Hold on, that was completely unnecessary. I'm a huge fan. When you knocked out Holmes, that was... Explain.
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- He's okay. PHIL: Oh, good. JADE: He was just hungry, he's fine. - Oh, good. About last night, uh, ahem, do you remember the last time you saw Doug? - Uh, I haven't seen him since the wedding. - The wedding. Okay. Great. And, uh, we can't re... What time was that at? Well, it was, um...
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We've seen it before. He just needs a little extra charge. There we go. [FRANKLIN & GARDEN LAUGHING] Some of these big boys, you gotta give them two shots. All right, kids, who wants to get their fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.
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- You know this. I'm a stripper. - Mm-hm. Well, technically I'm an escort, but stripping's a great way to meet the clients. - Smart. - Savvy. But that's all in the past, now that I married a doctor. I'm just a dentist.
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MAN: Fuck. Okay. Oh, that was some sick shit! [BABY CRYING] ALAN: Who were those guys? STU: We're gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay. What the fuck is going on?!
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...if I may, um... ...l'm assuming that that squad car belongs to one of you. - Yeah. PHIL: Yeah. Look, I'm not a cop. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.
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So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What? I've found a baby before. - You found a baby before? - Yeah. - Where? - Coffee Bean.
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One more time, guys. [SINGING CHORUS] PHIL: Oh, Jesus!
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Oh, how cute. What's his name? - Ben. - Carlos. Carlos?
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[STU GROANING]
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Fine.
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PHIL [ON VIDEO]: This is how you walk. This is how you walk. - Oh, it's Doug. - Oh, thank God he's alive. That's our buddy. That's who we've been missing. We're all best friends. Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night. Yeah, of course. Of course.
