It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable. Even if you weren't in a group, like Creepy Carrie Raskowitz. I'm my own best friend.
The DUFF
3.7s
I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
The DUFF
17.4s
Why was I Bosley? There were three Angels. Okay. You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid and becomes the Joker? This was my "vat of acid" moment. My best friends made me the DUFF. And that made me...
The DUFF
17.6s
It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one. The one who doesn't look as good, thus making their friends look better. The one who's approachable and easy to talk to, because no one's trying to get in their pants. And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you. Say when. Say...
The DUFF
1.8s
Come on, man.
The DUFF
8.2s
Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn... The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right? Take a look at Robin.
The DUFF
17s
This is why we are not dating, okay? Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit. - I could be dating college guys... - Yeah. ...or famous people or 30-year-olds. That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline. Enjoy those saggy balls. Fine, I will. Ugh.
The DUFF
1.6s
What did you just say to me?
The DUFF
56.1s
Let you get away Now, don't go away My darling Don't go away Hey, Billy. - No, just Bianca. - Jesus. Looking very handsome tonight. Why, thank you. Having fun at the party? Yeah, actually, your girls are looking incredible out there. Have they asked about me? When I told them that you were here, their eyes filled with this, like, sparkle, you know, with, like, childlike wonder, and then they just started dancing together. - It was kind of beautiful. - Yeah, it was. Do they do other things together that I might be able to join in on or just watch? I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything. Yeah, it's actually not my job to give you pervy intel - on my best friends, but thanks. - Well, I mean, it kind of is, though. People ask you questions about them, right, because that's your job as their DUFF.
The DUFF
9.7s
It was becoming harder and harder to deny the truth. - Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey. Hey, Principal Buchanon. ...I ceased to be.
The DUFF
5.2s
- See? - Oh, man, all this dancing made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink. B, really?
The DUFF
15.8s
- Hi. - Hey, Wes. See? She gets her info, he gets to talk to a hot senior. Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything. It's kind of like us right now. Excuse me, that is not like us right now. B, on an average day, how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?
The DUFF
12.2s
Hello? Are you okay? Yeah, just get the food. - Hey there, Jess and Casey. - Hey Hey, Elaine. Hey, you.
The DUFF
15.2s
Guys, I don't see Toby. - I don't know where Toby is. - Come dance with us. Do you think he didn't come? - Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance. Come on, B. Come on, B. - No, no, no. - Yeah, you do. Come on, you dance. You do. Come on.
The DUFF
2.9s
Holy shit. I was the DUFF.
The DUFF
6.2s
Sorry, as their what? DUFF. D-U-F-F. Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
The DUFF
24.3s
Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say. Guys can be DUFFs too, okay? You know my boy A.J., freshman on the football team? We're in chemistry together. Now he's doing the second most important job a DUFF can do, acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends. The guy with the info people go to before they make their move. - Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single? Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah. Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.
The DUFF
4.5s
Robin's, like, super cute. Okay, but her friends are super hot.