Did you read the comments on that video? Yeah. It says, "That mannequin just made out with a five." Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha. "Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won." Ouch. I feel bad for Toby. "Flash mob hump session on Toby at 3:30"? He's gotta be so embarrassed. His senior year is going to suck.
The DUFF
49.6s
Wes, I did it. I just got that guy's number. - Attagirl. - I know. Think I deserve a little treat. I'm telling you, I'd really lost hope around Guy 17, you know. Then came Guy 21. Couldn't shut him up. - Easy. - Real chatty Cathy. Easy. All right, don't get cocky. Today was only day one. Still, it felt pretty good, so... - Thank you. - You're welcome. All right, well, you held up your end of the bargain, so I guess I will hold up mine. Here are my chemistry notes, okay? Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm. Yeah. Uh... Enthalpy, entropy- Pauli exclusion principle? - I was... - Wesley? - Can we run? - She's coming over.
The DUFF
21.1s
That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions. That's what half of my last book was about. When you become proactive, your problems become subtractive, and then good things are bound to happen. Wow, okay. Little of the old proactive, subtractive. Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face. - No duck head. - Duck face.
The DUFF
1.6s
At least it only has six views.
The DUFF
16.8s
That is all. Fight on, Blue Devils. Oh, and remember, it gets better. - What? - You heard him. Drop them in the box. You can pick them up after school, maybe. God, I've waited a long time for this. All of them, Robert.
The DUFF
3.6s
Toby Tucker, I've loved you for a long time.
The DUFF
3.5s
You know Bianca well. Do you think she'd put this up to get attention?
The DUFF
4.7s
Oh, I don't think he meant me too. Hit "send," drop.
The DUFF
13.1s
Best part about it is it's glass. Sure, it's cumbersome to carry around, but I don't wanna have breast cancer because I'm drinking out of plastic water bottles my whole life. It's not really worth it, you know. Like, in Japan, the... You have to go? Okay.
The DUFF
1.9s
Problem solved.
The DUFF
12.4s
Wesley Rush? - From next door? - Okay. Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey? You always trust their advice. I just thought I'd branch out.
The DUFF
14.4s
We're not... We're not here together. We just bumped into each other here. Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be... I couldn't possibly care less. Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot - of them together, please? - Yep.
The DUFF
7s
Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet? Because I can't find anything. Do you think short, long? What do you think?
The DUFF
10.6s
Mr. Tucker. Wes. Oh, my God. Big, fat ass. Big, fat ass. Ew. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
The DUFF
2.3s
- It's been 2 weeks. This is crazy. - I know.
The DUFF
22.6s
Solved my ass. This school, this entire school, is filled with cyber bullies. Do you know what that means? That means retaliation videos. Comments, likes, Tweets, memes, and whatever the hell else they do to each other nowadays. It's like a prison yard out there. Look, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit? Have you not seen Dateline? Catfish? Pretty Little Liars? - What? - Nothing.
The DUFF
2.3s
Oh, Toby.
The DUFF
6.8s
Actually, I mean, what had happened was, I was at... Was this sensei thing your idea? - Uh, yeah, but I... - Good.