Point is... this demon takes me to some pretty weird places. And we lost Teddy for two days in Bangkok.
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Here's the deal, man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me. It's true, he has semen in him. I said "demon." But you also have semen in you. Remember? That's not relevant, but thank you, Alan.
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I wish I was a boring dentist who had a boring life and boring friends... but I don't, I'm not.
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Your head looks pretty cool shaved.
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There's Teddy. He was with us.
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We don't want a refund. We just have a couple of questions. Trying to figure out what went down last night. "What went down"? Look what you did outside. Half the neighborhood went down. We did that? You don't remember getting into a bar fight at the White Lion? Starting a full-on fucking riot? No, sir. We don't remember anything.
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Shh. Okay. We no talk. Okay. - Asshole. - I get it, I get it.
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My Uncle Roger said that he once saw a albino polar bear. Really? Polar bears are white. How would he know if it's an albino? This one was black.
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- Hello? - Be with you in a minute.
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Oh, rice pudding! What are you doing? - Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Phil. - Be nice, Phil. He's extra sensitive tonight.
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What? No. Phil?
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Why is he pulling on it? He's probably hungry. Wait a second. Is that...? Aah! What the fuck, man?! Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! Chow'?!
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Great. Now can we have our one fucking beer, Dad? Mm-hm.
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Nice work, Alan.
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- Okay. Here we go. - All right. - American beer. - Let's do it. Sealed bottles. Thank you. All right. Um, I'm not really old enough to drink. Yeah, it's illegal. Be a shame if somebody reported you.
