Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.
The DUFF
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Me? What? Oh, my God, of course. Madison!
The DUFF
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- Actually, really good. - This year's homecoming queen is... This one's got me a little nervous.
The DUFF
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Oh.
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Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset, but now I just feel bad for you. Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF. Guess what, so are you. So is everybody. There's always gonna be somebody prettier or more talented or richer than you, but it shouldn't affect how you see yourself. You label everybody to try to keep them down, but you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you. You have Wesley, and you treat him like he's stupid, but he isn't. And people don't like him, because he's with you. They like him because he's, like, an amazing guy. Look, I like myself. I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. And I realize now that none of this matters to me. But it does to you. It's your dream. And I totally support that. Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels, because in the end, they're meaningless. What? Whatever you said was meaningless, okay? You don't even get it. This is not my dream. - I don't need to... - Okay, Blue Devils. Oh, my God, here it is.
The DUFF
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It's happening.
The DUFF
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So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
The DUFF
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...Ms. Madison Morgan.
The DUFF
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Why was I Bosley? There were three Angels. Okay. You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid and becomes the Joker? This was my "vat of acid" moment. My best friends made me the DUFF. And that made me...
The DUFF
17.6s
It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one. The one who doesn't look as good, thus making their friends look better. The one who's approachable and easy to talk to, because no one's trying to get in their pants. And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you. Say when. Say...
The DUFF
1.8s
Come on, man.
The DUFF
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Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn... The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right? Take a look at Robin.
The DUFF
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This is why we are not dating, okay? Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit. - I could be dating college guys... - Yeah. ...or famous people or 30-year-olds. That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline. Enjoy those saggy balls. Fine, I will. Ugh.
The DUFF
1.6s
What did you just say to me?
The DUFF
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Let you get away Now, don't go away My darling Don't go away Hey, Billy. - No, just Bianca. - Jesus. Looking very handsome tonight. Why, thank you. Having fun at the party? Yeah, actually, your girls are looking incredible out there. Have they asked about me? When I told them that you were here, their eyes filled with this, like, sparkle, you know, with, like, childlike wonder, and then they just started dancing together. - It was kind of beautiful. - Yeah, it was. Do they do other things together that I might be able to join in on or just watch? I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything. Yeah, it's actually not my job to give you pervy intel - on my best friends, but thanks. - Well, I mean, it kind of is, though. People ask you questions about them, right, because that's your job as their DUFF.
The DUFF
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It was becoming harder and harder to deny the truth. - Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey. Hey, Principal Buchanon. ...I ceased to be.
The DUFF
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- See? - Oh, man, all this dancing made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink. B, really?
The DUFF
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- Hi. - Hey, Wes. See? She gets her info, he gets to talk to a hot senior. Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything. It's kind of like us right now. Excuse me, that is not like us right now. B, on an average day, how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?