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1m0s
That's because we didn't go to Napa. - Stu. What the fuck is going on? - We went to Las Vegas. Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas? My friend was getting married. That's what guys do. - Okay, that's not what you do. - Really? Well, then why did I do it, huh? Because I did it. Riddle me that. Why'd I do it? All you want me to do is what you want me to do. I'm sick of doing what you want. In a healthy relationship, a guy should be able to do what he wants. - That is not how this works! STU: Oh, good. Because whatever this is ain't working for me! MELISSA: Oh, really? STU: Yeah. Since when? Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom! - You told me it was a bartender. - Oh, you're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. You're an idiot. You're... You... [GROANS] You're such a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core.
The Hangover
22.6s
He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that. Guys, I'm standing right here. So I can hear everything that you're saying. Hey, guys. You ready to let the dogs out? - What? - Do what? ALAN: Let the dogs out. You know. [SINGING "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"] Who brought this guy? DOUG: Yes, Alan, we are ready to let the dogs out. - Hey, congrats. - Thank you.
The Hangover
24.5s
Wait, guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out? Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger. How the fuck did he get in there? - I don't know, because I don't remember. - Shh. Stu. Stu, keep it down. Because one of the, uh, side effects of, uh, roofies is memory loss. You are literally too stupid to insult.
The Hangover
17.6s