Stu, relax. Phil, Melissa is like a forensic accountant, okay? She scours my statements. If you want nuts... ...put your own credit card down. - Watch this.
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I can't believe I gave my grandmother's Holocaust ring to someone I just met. - What was I thinking? - You were really fucked up. Clearly.
- Whatever. - It's funny, because just the other day... ...me and my boy, we was wondering why they even call them roofies. - You know what I'm talking about? - No. Don't know. Why not floories, right? Because when you take them... ...you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name for them. Or, how about rapies?
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PHIL [ON VIDEO]: This is how you walk. This is how you walk. - Oh, it's Doug. - Oh, thank God he's alive. That's our buddy. That's who we've been missing. We're all best friends. Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night. Yeah, of course. Of course.
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When we got back, we took a look at the security cameras. Great.
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Oh... He won again. [TIGER GROWLING]
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...can't be trusted.
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[JADE MOANING]
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[ALAN GRUNTS]
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Fine.
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Oh!
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Daddy's gonna kill me. - That's it. PHIL: That's good. Keep it straight.
