Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's comet? - Who cares, man? - Do you know, Stu? I don't think it's for, like, another 60 years or something. - But it's not tonight, right? - No, I don't think so. But you don't know for sure? No. I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet. So if you guys know if there's gonna be one... Oh, fuck! [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY & TIGER ROARING]
The Hangover
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I don't think so. But someone did slip you the drug. I'm not surprised you don't remember anything. [CHUCKLES] Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember?
The Hangover
6.7s
Why did I pull out my own tooth? Alan bet you that you weren't a good enough dentist... ...to pull out your own tooth.
The Hangover
5.4s
[ALAN LAUGHING] He's jacking his little weenis.
The Hangover
3.9s
- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.
The Hangover
2.4s
- Are you serious? - What do you think?
The Hangover
3s
MAN: It's all there. - Let him go.
The Hangover
2s
[SCREAMING]
The Hangover
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Oh!
The Hangover
13s
[SIREN WAILING] - Check this out. STU: Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil. Don't do this! PHIL: Take it easy. - Just try to call more attention to us. PHIL [OVER PA]: Attention. - Sorry. PHIL: Attention, please. Move out of the way. I repeat, please disperse.
The Hangover
2.3s
STU: Easy, Phil. - He's correct. My fault.
The Hangover
2.9s
Your glasses are fine, dick.
The Hangover
1.3s
...can't be trusted.
The Hangover
1.9s
Oh, my God.
The Hangover
13s
- Doug's in the trunk. PHIL: Oh, fuck! Holy shit! Holy shit! - Open it! Open it! Open it! PHIL: Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. [MAN & PHIL GRUNTING] ALAN: Oh God!
The Hangover
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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby, a human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because we found a fucking baby.
The Hangover
4.4s
When we got back, we took a look at the security cameras. Great.
