[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.
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Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.
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...Doug is fine. - Well, why hasn't he called? I don't know, but we're gonna figure it out.
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ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.
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We just need to be completely honest. We need to tell her everything.
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Last night on the roof, before we went out...
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- What the hell happened to you guys? - Actually, we were hoping you could tell us. What do you mean? I got up this morning, I went to get coffee... ...and I came back and you were gone.
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- I'll stick. - Oh, fuck you! Fuck you!
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Listen, Jade, l... Look, you don't have to say it. I totally understand. - This whole thing was stupid. - Huh.
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DAD: I'm gonna beat you! Ha-ha-ha.
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[LAUGHING] - Bye. - Bye.
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PHIL: Come on. Come on, come on.
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PHIL: What the fuck?
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Sorry I'm late.
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- Hey, Phil, what about my dad's car? - I'm sure Doug has it. We'll get it back. Then I vote we torch the cop car and all this shit with it.
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- These mugs. This hat. This car. - Hey! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car. - Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help? - Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that? Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in. They're attracted to the gas lines. - What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah. Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble. ALAN: If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed? Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well. [CELL PHONE RINGING] PHIL: Is it Doug? - I don't have it. PHIL: It's Doug, it's Doug. Uh, it's Melissa. - Don't answer. - I have to. She's called twice already! - Can I ride shotgun? PHIL: Don't touch me. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? There you are. This is the third time I'm trying you. I know. The reception up here's crazy. I think it's all the sequoia trees, block the signal. Ugh, I hate that. So how was it last night? Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
