The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
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Someone who has a lot of issues, obviously. I'm a sick man.
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Honey, it's a long story.
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[GRUNTS & GROANS]
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That's all we got.
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Sorry, Alan. You know what? We'll search the car for clues and everything's gonna be okay. [CAR APPROACHING] PHIL: Oh, shit. I can't watch. Just tell me what it looks like.
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- What is that? - Blood brothers. - Don't... Why did you...? - Damn it. - Here. - Alan... - No. - No, I'm not doing that. ALAN: Go ahead, Stuart. - Make him stop. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much. PHIL: You all right? Are you okay? ALAN: Mm-hm. - Do you need a doctor? - He's good. PHIL: You sure? ALAN: I'm good. All right, good, because I need everybody to focus. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk about some... I wanna talk about memory. No, better yet, I wanna talk about selective memory. You see, whatever happens here tonight may as well never have happened at all...
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[PHONE LINE RINGING] [COUGHS] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out. PHIL: Yeah, listen. We fucked up. Thanks for the lift back to town.
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DOUG: How the hell did you find this place? Don't worry about it. Oh!
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But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan, it was roofies! ALAN: You think I knew that, Stu?
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All right, to a night we'll never remember...
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...but the four of us will never forget.
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STU: This is so illegal.
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Yeah, we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car... ...with a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?
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- It was a real pleasure meeting you. - Fuck off. - I'm getting my bartender's license. - Suck my dick. No, thank you.
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...but a minor speed bump... ...in an otherwise very long and healthy marriage. - Cheers. - Cheers. Short and sweet.
