Lets just jump right into the interviews. - Great. Whatever you want. I have three amazing candidates. Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. Mrs. Fuller, this is- Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Big Mommas in the house. Ooh, hello. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... but there was an incident on the bus. - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... who wont playing the flute no time soon. Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh.
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Wow. She's like the best nanny ever.
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Hey, Carrie, I wanna introduce you to someone. This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Hi. Mommy... can you please help me with my routine? Why, babe? You're doing great.
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And you drag my Big Momma into this? - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. - I got Bishop. - Where is he? Right over- He's right over- - Wait-Where- - Lets go. - Lets go. Knock it off. - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? This is him, right? - Yeah. He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? Cause right now he's our only lead. Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.
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But, uh, were not through, are we? No, were not. I'm afraid his contract had a 'no loose ends' clause. No. No, no, no. Please listen. Please. Look, I promise I wont say anything. I swear. I won't say anything. - What is that?
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!
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Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.
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- Hey, baby. I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix? Oh, Phoenix? The convention. Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm? Oh, no, no. We just, uh... doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby. You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know. That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit. Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep. Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you. Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy... - because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too. - Bye.
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- What? - Andrew, no!
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- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?
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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.
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- Hello, Bob. Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. That is a silly, outrageous- - How did you know that? - Bob... I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... - right now- - Okay.
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Oh. Looks like somebody got a note on the red peg. Ooh, notes on red pegs are really important. You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real? She wants me to do all this? It is your job, Sheriff. Girl, you got a mean streak in you... and God don't like ugly. Now get in the car and take your sister with you.
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Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh. All righty. Yes, indeedy. Right. Like that there.
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Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. - Well brief you on the- - Stewart!