Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her. This guy can't even make toast. Let's see what's in there to cook now.
Big Momma's House
11s
- You cannot go in there. - You're sayin' I can't go in my own house? No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there without giving me a big Southern welcome.
Big Momma's House
4.3s
Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this... but your face is falling off!
Big Momma's House
2.5s
Look at that nappy little grapefruit head.
Big Momma's House
6.4s
Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog. Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog!
Big Momma's House
5.9s
I think I need a splint or somethin'. Just... I'll be all right.
Big Momma's House
2s
That's all, people.
Big Momma's House
7.2s
Those stewed prunes! They just goin' right straight through me.
Big Momma's House
18.2s
Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? I jog. Yes! Come on! It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. Fine.
Big Momma's House
22.3s
That's it. A little sugar on it. If you want a second helping, let me know. - Cos I got two knees! - No, I'm good. God bless ya. - Cos I got to go. - Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread. Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom before I lose my bowels all over myself. Jesus.
Big Momma's House
6s
- Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? - Yes, it is. Maybe we're all related.
Big Momma's House
23s
All right, Trent. Mind your manners. No back talk. And remember... Look at me. And remember that our business is our business. They're here. Now here's the earpiece. If anybody asks, tell them it's your new hearing aid. How do I look? If I were an 85-year-old man with cataracts and a bad hip, - I'd take a run at you. - Man, shut up.
Big Momma's House
1.6s
Jesus!
Big Momma's House
3.7s
Bless your little asthmatic heart.
Big Momma's House
3.8s
But he'll come to find Big Momma pretty quick herself.
Big Momma's House
9.2s
I said "Sherry, are you all right?" You said... Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed. Wait a second. Maybe we should take you upstairs.
