She wants a minivan. Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it. Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans. This is my stuff?
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So those stories you used to tell me- The things you did, all those guys you put in jail- - You gave it up for this? - No.
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Hey, Erskine, Crawford wants you in there. - Really? - Yeah, really.
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Lets get started, people.
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I gave it up for her.
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So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle? Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators. Me! Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents. Although, if your daddy got no job... and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call. - Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun - That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad? ...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed.
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You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety. What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us? Yes, but you don't know them the way I do. If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you. And God help you if that happens. That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug. No, no. I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now. Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack?
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If the Safety Eagle were to plug that in... he would get a nasty shock. Plug it in! Plug it in! Damn demon kids. Space heaters keep us warm in the winter... but they, too, can be very dangerous if- What- - Oh! Oh. Oh. Whoo! Oh!
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You gotta be kiddin me. All right. Okay. And now lets give a great big Gold Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh... Goldie the Safety Eagle!
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That leak we had has been fixed. So now that we've dealt with the situation, we can keep moving forward, right?
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- I say, there's an eagle in the house. I say, there's an eagle- Pa-cow, pa-cow.
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What was that about? Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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Yes, of course. I thought so.
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No, just juice boxes.
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- Hello?
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Carrie, baby. No, you don't yell out 'bingo' if you don't have it. Bingo people get a little testy. She's just a child, and it won't happen again.
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- Well, thanks for the ride. - Yeah.
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Look, I-I can explain. Ms. Pierce, I am so sorry for the inconvenience. Can I get you anything?
