Big Momma, you were amazing. Oh, thank you, child. - I wonder what they'll name him. - I don't know. If it was a boy, they could have named it, like... Requan or Trevon. - Trevon is cute. - You think that? But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name. Shaniqua. - You don't like that? - Come on now, Big Momma. It should be a biblical name, right? - Something beautiful like that. - That's right.
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It's a girl!
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Shit, man, you ain't gotta do that. I'm a fellow law-enforcement officer myself. You know, maybe I can help. Get up. Come on. - OK, OK. - All right. Now, I've gone undercover as Big Momma. As you can see. That what that is? Yeah. Now listen, Nolan. This is top-secret. We're after a hardened criminal. What I need you to do is stake out the bank. - Can you handle that? - No problem. All right. Now, what I'm saying is, shut your mouth on this one. I mean it - hush. Don't say nothin'. Nada.
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I'd love to show him. Don't worry. I won't hurt him.
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You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out. Yes, ma'am. My mouth is closed. But these hands is open for business.
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Shit!
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You think a mugger'll be easy on you? Somebody attack you on the street, you think they gonna do it delicately? I don't think so. Now, where were we? I think you were gonna ask for another volunteer. And, personally, I would consider it a privilege.
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It's... That's just my flashlight. The storm knocked out all the power and... I had to get a big old flashlight. OK.
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Well, all right.
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You done messed up now.
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This looks great. Well, then, eat up. Take you a big old forkful.
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- I know a little bit. - That's what I'm talkin' about. Show me a little bit of your moves.
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- The older guys were mean to me. - Say what? They kicked me off the court. No, see, I knew it. Don't nobody mess with my babies. Who do they think they are, kicking you off the court? That is a public court. Let me go get my nine, OK? Oh, no. I'll keep that... You know what, Trent? Let me calm down.
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- There you are. - Everyone's lookin' for you. - What are you doing? - I'm just freshenin' up. - Come on! Time to cut your cake. - Everybody's waitin' on you. Driver, if I give you $20, would you step outside and kick his ass for me? - Yes, ma'am. - No. Sir, you do not have to kick my ass. Wait a minute. Just wait.
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- Trent, baby, be careful. - You're kinda quick. Let me show you what I got. Which way I'm comin'?