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48.2s
Pack up your shit and get out. Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! - What? No... - Fuck you! - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. We're the bearers of good news. Great news. Great mothafuckin' news. Great motherfucking news. Power Caller. - What the fuck... - Yeah, we just got the call. They think you're A-1 material. You're going upstairs my compadre. Yes. You are getting a promotion. 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. You're not going against their actions. All their issues are down here. Not up there.
Sorry to Bother You
30.2s
You, uh... Hey. Power Callers, right? They make a shit ton of money, man. I'm talking about, like, Benz, and expensive house payment type of money. How the fuck is that even possible? If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. But they not selling the bullshit we selling. So, I guess comparing to what we doing to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. More like apples and the Holocaust.
Sorry to Bother You
32.1s
Fuck! It's strong, man! Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. And I want to listen to your proposition, Stevie. I want you at WorryFree. I see something in you. I think that you are more than just the world's greatest telemarketer since Hal Jameson. You know what that's very interesting. Boring, though. I want to talk about the dollars and zeros and the commas and shit. Cocky. I like it. Watch this little video proposal we put together and you'll understand everything. Alright?
Sorry to Bother You
1m11s
And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation. They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? What the... what the fuck was that? - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? I don't give a fuck about that shit. If you had me snort some shit that's gonna have me mutated, man, I want you to fucking shoot me! Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? No, I'm not getting semantic. You're the one that's being semantic if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. Was it coke? Was it not coke? - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. Calm down, man. You're... I wouldn't just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you. I'm not evil. Okay? The reason you're not high is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now that to be perfectly honest you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? So, sit down and just take a breath, man. It's fucking adrenaline. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine, okay. Just breathe. Okay?
Sorry to Bother You
1m17s
I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. - Oaktown. - Just right here? - Just sit down? - Yeah. Well... Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. Or head or anything. So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. You're different, man. Make an impression. At least take off the white voice. And I know you can bust a rap, right? No, actually I can't. Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. I can't, man. I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. It's actually embarrassing. I don't know. I think he's lying. I think you can rap. I think you should rap. Rap, rap, rap... Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. ## # My name is Cash. I like to... # Smash!
Sorry to Bother You
24s
- I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. No, that's an olive door. That's very clearly an olive door. That's a jade door. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. We're gonna go back to my office. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? Wait, do you still have to pee? I mean, I pissed on myself, man. So, no I don't have to pee. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry to Bother You