Oh, yeah? But what about Callahan? He's so handsome. He's very handsome, but he's a selfish lover with a small dick.
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Jerry, you about ready to share?
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Oh, you're goddamn right, lam.
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- Whoa. Nope. - Yeah. Nope. I'm not taking it. No, I'm not. No! - No. - We're not... No! Guys, we're too old for...
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Anyways, I am really excited you guys are here. Try the raw bar. It's off the hook. It's my wedding! I'm getting married! - Congratulations. - Come on! Grab it!
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I'm gonna set up an lnstagram account for you. Please don't. Rachel Ditmus is the only bridesmaid with a private lnstagram account. She's been wanting you to finger bang her since the sixth grade.
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I don't think she means interesting in a good way. - Get in, Bob. - Fine! Fuck it, I'm going.
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Hey, who's this with you? Oh, this is Rebecca. She's a reporter. Very famous. Did they, uh, mention that I haven't been tagged in 30 years 'cause they suck at this game? Extensively. Never been tagged. Just saying. I can't believe you would rather not invite your closest friends to your wedding than risk getting tagged. Hey, Bob, look, you're here, ain't you? Right? I knew you'd come. Cookie, the valet needs the keys. Hi, baby. Come here, honey. Come here. We didn't invite you. - Yeah. Sorry. - Uh, guys. This is Susan, my soon-to-be-bride. - Hi. Nice to meet you, Susan. - Hey. - Hi. - She'll explain why. It's just... I know it sounds really crazy. It's just, everyone on my mother's side have had May weddings, and I don't want my wedding ruined over... I swear, I don't wanna be that woman, but I do feel like that woman is kind of understandable in this situation. Don't make excuses, baby. You don't have to. Come on. Look, I already broke a fucking window. What are we gonna do here, guys?
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This is the year we get Jerry. - Oh, we're not gonna get Jerry. - He said the same thing. No, no. I said the same thing. We got a plan, all right?
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But I guess that makes sense. It would be weird if he got better.
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This is where we get him. He deserves to pay for that.
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Sable?
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And all the guys were there for me when my father died. I think your dad would have really wanted you to be it in this moment.
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Big Lou, thank you, buddy. - Thank you. - Yeah, you bet.
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Well, eight.
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You ain't getting me today, man. I'm not losing. There's only one problem, Chilli. On, yeah? What's that? I'm not it.
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You know what? You should consider some alternative snacks.
