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Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.

Major Payne

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Me ? Nothing. I'm great.

Major Payne

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Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir !

Major Payne

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You're a no good heartbreaker You're a liar and you're a cheat And I don't know why I let you do these things to me My friends keep tellin' me That you ain't no good Oh-h-h-h but they don't know That I'd leave you if I could I guess I'm uptight And I'm stuck like glue 'Cause I ain't never I ain't never I ain't never no, no Loved a man the way-- I can't believe he actually left. Alex, where are you going ? To the games. You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. We don't have a chance without Payne. Listen, Payne or no Payne, I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.

Major Payne

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What do you think I oughta do with you ? I don't know, sir.

Major Payne

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Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Hey, Corporal !

Major Payne

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Hmm.

Major Payne

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Carry on.

Major Payne

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Got no worry, got no stress Got no worry, got no stress 'Cause we feel good in our dress 'Cause we feel good in our dress Major Payne's a major dis Major Payne's a major dis Makes us squat when we piss He makes us squat when we piss Got no worries Got no care - Got no worries, got no care I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Gotta earn my right to be called a man Gotta earn my right to be called a man I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command ! Maybe I'll have to change my name... - to Pimp Daddy Payne ! - Heh-heh-heh. - Major !

Major Payne

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"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !

Major Payne

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You think I owe you an apology ?

Major Payne

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Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !

Major Payne

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Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !

Major Payne

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So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ? - Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah. - I can't hear you ! - Sir, yes, sir ! Just a little bit louder now. Sir, yes, sir ! One more time, you maggots. Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !

Major Payne

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You wanna see nurturin' ?

Major Payne

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Arms, hut ! Left face ! Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !

Major Payne

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That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone.

Major Payne

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Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. We got work to do. Squad, atten-hut !

Major Payne