- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !
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Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! - Work every time. And I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.
Major Payne
2.6s
What do you like to do for fun ?
Major Payne
3s
All right, knock it off!
Major Payne
2.1s
Get off of him !
Major Payne
21.7s
Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Payne
5.6s
Good. Now hold it. Hold it. Okay.
Major Payne
24.6s
How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
Major Payne
16.3s
Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.
Major Payne
23.4s
And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.
Major Payne
9.1s
I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.
Major Payne
7.7s
Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.
Major Payne
2.2s
Do you like the movies ?
Major Payne
22.6s
This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.
Major Payne
2.6s
What the hell happened to you ?
Major Payne
20.9s
What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
Major Payne
17.4s
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.
Major Payne
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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.
