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What happened to the other dress ? - This one's prettier. - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. Williams, go.

Major Payne

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I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges."

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- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.

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Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !

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Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?

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Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. No, I checked on that. Watch this. Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! See ? He's dead to the world. Let's go.

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Major Payne, sir ?

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Hmm.

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Welcome, parents, to Madison School. For your convenience, we will be announcing activities throughout the day, if they happen.

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He's coming ! He's coming !

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There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.

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Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !

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- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.

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Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?

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Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.

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Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.

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Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? You won't have to worry about that anymore. I have good news for you, assholes. Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! Where to ?

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You mean, the explosion ! Yes, and the eye-gouging part. You need to loosen up. Not everything can be about war.

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