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Like what ?

Major Payne

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- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !

Major Payne

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Mmm.

Major Payne

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Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Major Payne

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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

Major Payne

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

Major Payne

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- Come in.

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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.

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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Major Payne

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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Major Payne

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Benson.

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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

Major Payne

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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

Major Payne

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What ? Major Payne. The new commandant ? Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. Come again ? The green boys. They wear those green things. You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them.

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Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. Oooh. Looks like... we got another major on our hands here, guys. - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !

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If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?

Major Payne

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Like what ?

- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !

Mmm.

Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

- Come in.

Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Benson.

You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

What ? Major Payne. The new commandant ? Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. Come again ? The green boys. They wear those green things. You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them.

Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. Oooh. Looks like... we got another major on our hands here, guys. - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !

If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?