Well, why not Wuligar ? 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.
Major Payne
50.3s
Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !
Major Payne
8.7s
Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
Major Payne
2.1s
Like what ?
Major Payne
13.7s
Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?
Major Payne
5s
Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !
Major Payne
3.6s
- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
Major Payne
7.2s
- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !
Major Payne
2.6s
He's coming ! He's coming !
Major Payne
2.1s
Hmm.
Major Payne
28.9s
Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?
Major Payne
14.1s
Oh, children. Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip. I want names. I wanna know who's responsible.
Major Payne
9s
Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?
Major Payne
9.3s
Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !
Major Payne
15.7s
You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.
Major Payne
14s
Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !
Major Payne
10.8s
If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
Major Payne
8.8s
What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.
