Welcome, parents, to Madison School. For your convenience, we will be announcing activities throughout the day, if they happen.
Major Payne
2.6s
He's coming ! He's coming !
Major Payne
9.5s
There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.
Major Payne
5s
Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !
Major Payne
5.4s
- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.
Major Payne
9s
Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?
Major Payne
9.6s
Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.
Major Payne
8.7s
Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
Major Payne
25.4s
Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? You won't have to worry about that anymore. I have good news for you, assholes. Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! Where to ?
Major Payne
13.5s
You mean, the explosion ! Yes, and the eye-gouging part. You need to loosen up. Not everything can be about war.
Major Payne
28.9s
Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?
Major Payne
2.1s
Like what ?
Major Payne
7.2s
- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !
Major Payne
2.1s
Mmm.
Major Payne
5.2s
Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.
Major Payne
17.3s
That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.
Major Payne
29.1s
Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.
