Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball, will Thad ever be a man?
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I dare you.
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Champion.
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Run! Run!
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Well, you wanted me to be a hero. Are you kidding? Okay, no. Old guy's up there harboring multiple spiritual entities. Plus, he has the same powers as you. Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing. Plus, I mean, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die. If a superhero can't save his family, he's not much of a hero. That was a decent catchphrase.
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Stop!
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That's why the Batarang hurt him. Hey! Over here!
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I'm gonna skip the spiel. Just know that me and Rosa, we get it. We were foster kids back in the day. Ooh, back in the Dark Ages. Girl, I'm young at heart. I got my finger on the pulse. Yeah, that's a reference to his blood pressure because he's old. Billy, do you have any food allergies? Gonna wish you did. Darla's cooking. What?
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You're not gonna believe this, but you're actually the first villain I've ever fought. It's kind of a huge deal for me.
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Your magic grows weak. Soon, you won't be able to contain us.
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Ouch. "Outlook not so good."
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Yes, exactly why your math department is so uniquely suited for me. Shut up! No! I can't even with Eugene right now. I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview. I'm Billy. What am I most excited about? Oh! What a great question. I was hoping you'd ask. What am I most excited about?
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Who's doing this?
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You never found your champion.
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Mom, I'm home.
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Flight or invisibility? If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? So they can fly away from this conversation? No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right?