Yeah, I got a little something called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right? I don't know if you've ever heard of it, but it's when someone grabs your underwear like that and holds you like a suitcase, walks you down the hallway. And this was my underwear.
Shazam!
7.9s
What the hell was that? I can fly!
Shazam!
1.3s
Who's the other guy?
Shazam!
1.5s
You can fly?
Shazam!
1.3s
Santa!
Shazam!
1s
Billy?
Shazam!
1m13s
- Thank you very much. - Oh, of course, yeah. Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that? Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people. And then I caught it! Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. Like, who does that? I do that! Billy! You do nothing. You take selfies and make people pay you. You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this. You just wish it was you. No shit! You think? I would kill to have what you have. Because everything I do is, like, some desperate attempt to get people to notice me. To not feel sorry for me. I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me? 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to. And now you don't either. I mean, you think this is who you are? I mean, Billy, you're 14, and now you're no better than the Breyers. All this power, and all you did was turn into a show-off and a bully. Whatever, kid! I do what I want! And I'm, like, mid-20s probably! Maybe even, like, 30.
Shazam!
8.8s
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present in the form of its very own superhero. And we're out.
Shazam!
8.1s
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought... Thank you! It was kind of my fault anyway.
Shazam!
1.7s
Please go. Please move.
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22.9s
I did it! I did it! I got the bus! I got the bus. Nobody move in there. Oh, I gotta put this thing down. I gotta put this thing down. Oh! Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no. Doggy, doggy, you have to move. Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo! Please be a good dog, good dog! You're being a bad dog! Go! Go!
Shazam!
1.3s
God, this is the worst idea ever!
Shazam!
2.2s
What's he doing? What's going on?
Shazam!
5.3s
Come on! Come on... Yeah.
Shazam!
5.5s
It's him! It's that superhero guy! Help us! Save us!
