Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell anybody about this, all right? But it's Billy. He's a hero. Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out that he's a hero, that endangers us, okay? A hero's loved ones are the perfect bad guy target. I mean, is she even good at keeping secrets? - Moderate. - No. Oh, God. Okay, listen, D, you cannot tell a single soul about this, all right? Please? Why? What if it's people we trust?
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Reach for it.
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Where's the truck?
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Billy!
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Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago. You're sending me back? No. They don't want you.
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Hey!
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I was screwing in a bulb.
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- Oh! What do we do? - Just hold on! - To what? - The bar, you idiot!
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One of my superpowers is name guessing.
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Flight or invisibility? If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? So they can fly away from this conversation? No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right?
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Billy.
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And apparently, it works.
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Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes! Too bad your aim sucks balls!
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Marilyn! What's goin' on out there? You might need it more than me.
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I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID even. Freddy, Freddy, would you relax? Look at me. I am the fake ID. Everything from the register! Go, go! Now! Come on! We don't have any time. Let's go. Move!
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Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny! Here you go, buddy.