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I suck balls at this. [guns firing in video game] Why do we always have to play war games? Hey, it's practice for our other job. -[scoffs] -I'm serious. Military strategy, multiple team members, each with a special skillset unleashed against an unknown enemy. [Victor] I know how it sounds, but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. I'm telling you. Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. -But we don't need guns! -[gasps] [Mary] Darla? [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. -We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla! Why were there Skittles in my pockets? It was supposed to be a surprise. It was. Hmm, she's very moody lately. Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? -Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole. [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns -killing Genghis Khan? -Yes. Unicorns aren't real. It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. Your guy's gonna die! Whoo! [laughs] [chattering on tv] -See? -Yes. I told you you would get into it if you gave it a chance. Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
38.2s
Trauma? Uh, I don't know. I mean, I never met my dad. Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. I spent a lot of time in the foster system, ran away from 11 homes, got into a lot of fights. Then I was abducted by a wizard who gave me superpowers and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. That's not a small amount. A doctor conjured seven demons and held my whole family hostage, so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, and then everybody got superpowers, but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. Right? Rejected by your parents, then by the system, and now rejected by a city you try to protect. I never said I was rejected by my city.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
18.2s
No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. So, don't move. So, stay right there. Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. Remember that time I saved your life? No, no, no, the other time. Yeah. Well, I'm calling in that favor.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods