My feet hurt. How much further? About ten seconds less than the last time you asked me. I'm sorry, I just feel like we could have parked a little bit closer. He doesn't know we're coming, and I didn't want to spook him. "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. All right, let's go. And then you can tell Waller that even though she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, we never actually met him because you wore shitty walking shoes. [chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots, and they're not shitty, they're new. -I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, but a little immature. Oh, great.
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You were just in the neighborhood? [chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff. Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. I also wanted to see your faces one last time before I turn into a pile of ash. -Wait, what? -No! I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. -And besides... -[chuckles] ...I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. It's time to see your world. It's been an honor, a privilege, watching you all soar. You know, you're not such a bad wizard. Thank you, Jeff. -[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles]
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Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. -No! -[Kalypso] Kill him!
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Your name is...
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Shazam. -Of course. -Yeah. [all agreeing]
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[news anchor] From City Line Avenue in the north to the western shore of the Schuylkill River to Cobbs Creek. The unidentified barrier appears to be in the shape of a dome with no one allowed into the city or out with some suggesting this strange magical element may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. [ominous music playing]
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Whoo! [chuckles]
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[panting]
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I still think we can beat it. [upbeat music playing]
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Whoo!
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[whimpering]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[voice laughing] [Mister Mind] Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. Where in the hell have you been? [Mister Mind] To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, one must have patience. What are you talking about?
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[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few who stood above the fray and fog. My, what weapons they must have wielded. Which brings us to our current exhibit, the mythical staff of the gods. In Homer's tale, the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. What did I say? Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, there's no reason to get pushy. Everyone will get a chance to see it. Carved from a heartwood not seen in over 2,000 years, the two halves of this ancient replica were recently discovered in, of all places, a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. So strong, they reportedly broke -three trash compactors. -[thuds] Okay, um, friends, that's enough. I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] -Stop! -[people murmuring] Stop! Sir!