- Thank you very much. - Oh, of course, yeah. Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that? Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people. And then I caught it! Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. Like, who does that? I do that! Billy! You do nothing. You take selfies and make people pay you. You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this. You just wish it was you. No shit! You think? I would kill to have what you have. Because everything I do is, like, some desperate attempt to get people to notice me. To not feel sorry for me. I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me? 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to. And now you don't either. I mean, you think this is who you are? I mean, Billy, you're 14, and now you're no better than the Breyers. All this power, and all you did was turn into a show-off and a bully. Whatever, kid! I do what I want! And I'm, like, mid-20s probably! Maybe even, like, 30.
Shazam!
8.8s
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present in the form of its very own superhero. And we're out.
Shazam!
8.1s
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought... Thank you! It was kind of my fault anyway.
Shazam!
1.7s
Please go. Please move.
Shazam!
22.9s
I did it! I did it! I got the bus! I got the bus. Nobody move in there. Oh, I gotta put this thing down. I gotta put this thing down. Oh! Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no. Doggy, doggy, you have to move. Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo! Please be a good dog, good dog! You're being a bad dog! Go! Go!
Shazam!
1.3s
God, this is the worst idea ever!
Shazam!
2.2s
What's he doing? What's going on?
Shazam!
5.3s
Come on! Come on... Yeah.
Shazam!
5.5s
It's him! It's that superhero guy! Help us! Save us!
Shazam!
1.8s
Freddy! I need your help!
Shazam!
4.3s
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Shazam!
2s
Oh, no, no. Please don't make me do this.
Shazam!
1.7s
No way.
Shazam!
1m14s
Time to transfer your power to me. Oh, you did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa? Them's street rules. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I never should've punched you in the nuts like that. That was totally my bad. We can talk about this. You grovel like a child. That's because I am one. I'm a kid! You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you? I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly, I can fly! Freddy said if I believe I can fly, then I can fly. So I believe! I believe! I believe! Okay. Superman! Superman! What arm is it? Why am I not flying? Please, I don't wanna die! I'm floating!
Shazam!
53s
Chosen one. The so-called perfect man. Pure of heart. Flawless in every way. What made you so worthy? I'm sorry, can I help... Do you want an autograph or something? Give me your power. Or die. Oh, snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right? Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Before this gets really stupid for you, you should know that I'm basically invincible. The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind. I said, stop right there! The only thing that extinguishes magic... is magic.
Shazam!
21.7s
Billy. Where is he? Supervillain. Supervillain! Supervillain! Worse. Much worse. Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? I won't let you read my mind. My mind is blank. You can't get in. I don't need to read your mind. Because you are going to tell me.