You're Mr. Natural. Mr. Fuck-the-scene- just-stare- at-my-massive-hard-on. That's truth. You think it looked massive?
Birdman
4.8s
You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards before you?
Birdman
4.2s
Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares?
Birdman
3.7s
You fucked Janet Rossbach in our bed. Skip over that part.
Birdman
2.7s
This is the theater, honey. Don't be so self-conscious.
Birdman
2s
I think he's drinking real gin.
Birdman
1.5s
It's comforting.
Birdman
1.5s
You'll find out.
Birdman
1.3s
Truth.
Birdman
14.5s
As you're probably aware, Barthes said: "The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas... "...is now being done by laundry detergent commercials... "...and comic strip characters."
Birdman
5.3s
Yeah, I'm going to lay down. Almost there, buddy. Last preview. Okay. Cool.
Birdman
3.5s
It's like a candle burning at both ends, but it's beautiful.
Birdman
4.2s
...but to me... God, this is my career!
Birdman
1.2s
Good for you.
Birdman
4.9s
If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What? Uh...