Where to begin? With your constant absenteeism? With your unpresentable appearance? You're up for review. I am Jack�s... complete lack of surprise. What? Let's pretend. You're the Department of Transportation. OK? Someone informs you that this company installs front seat mounting brackets that never pass collision tests... brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive.
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Stop for a second. Hey, what are we doing? Turn around. What are we doing? Homework assignment. What kind of homework assignment? Human sacrifice. Hey, is that a gun? Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. It's a gun. What are you doing? Meet me in the back. Hey, don't fuck around. Meet me in the back. On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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What then? Are you threatening me? No... Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. And in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.
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What are you doing? Come on. Hands behind your back. God. Give me your wallet.
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Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! There you are, sir.
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We need to talk.
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Ohh... that hurt.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
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This week... each one of you... has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.
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I'm thinkin' you really-What?! Son of a bitch! Most people... normal people... do just about anything to avoid a fight.
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Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. Like that? That's not necessary. Dave! Go call 911!
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You're gonna start a fight. And you're gonna lose.
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Aaaahhh!
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Bastard!
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Unhh! Uhh!
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Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? Well, uh, yeah, actually. I- I hear all kinds of things. Supposedly... he was born in a mental institution. And he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man. Oh... do you know about Tyler Durden?