All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.
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The cake... There's lots of cake?
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Who's that?
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Hey.
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You're not working at Chotchkie's anymore, huh? No, no. I got fired.
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What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to "Vibe"?
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Lawrence, you in there?
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Um... You know, sometimes I think that... I get thinking that she's cheating on me. Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah.
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You have to use your mind... and come up with some really great idea like that... and you can make millions... Never have to work again. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once... a long time ago. Really? What was it, Tom? Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
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You know there are people in this world... that don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock.
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Yeah, well, I don't think any occupational hypnotherapist... is gonna help you solve any of your problems. Hey, and speaking of problems... what's this I hear about you having problems... with your T.P.S. Reports? Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?
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Boy, I tell ya, some days. One of these days, it's just gonna be like...
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Yes. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. I have the memo.
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No one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. "Na-ee" and then "anajaad." Nayanajaad. At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old... and that no-talent ass clown became famous... and started winning Grammys. Hmm. Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee? Oh, it's a little early. I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it. PEGG Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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I'm just another asshole customer. You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out. Besides, I'm still trying to work it out with Anne.
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So are you related to that singer guy? No. It's just a coincidence. Oh.
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Heh heh heh! So, can I get you gentlemen something more to drink... or maybe something to nibble on... some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?
