I'm sorry. Go on. Is there any way that you could sort of... just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know... that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home... and think that I've been fishing all day or something? That's... really not what I do, Peter. Heh. However... the good news is, I think I can help you.
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You're beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy... as you slip deeper and deeper... into a state of complete relaxation. All your cares and concerns are disappearing. Deeper and deeper. Way down. Your concern about your job... melts away... way... way down. Unh.
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Yeah, he's... he's... he's pretty... He's pretty good, I guess. You're goddamn right, he is. Right. So tell me, what's your favourite song of his?
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I wonder if I'm allowed to, uh, wear this in here?
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I want you to do something for me, Peter.
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I want you to try and relax.
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I think it would be OK.
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Took a stapler off my desk...
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I love "Kung Fu." - Channel 39. - Totally. You should come over and watch "Kung Fu" tonight. - OK. - Great. OK. Can we order lunch first? - Yeah. - OK.
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Ahh... well, so what do you want to do? I want to take you out to dinner... and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch "Kung Fu." Do you ever watch "Kung Fu"?
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Ohh! Yeah. That's... That's, uh... That's one of my... My pieces of flair. What's a "piece of flair"? Oh, it's, uh, where, you know... like these suspenders and, uh, buttons, they're all sort of... We're actually required to wear... um, fifteen pieces of flair. It's really stupid, actually. Do you get to pick 'em yourself? Yeah, yeah, we do. Although I didn't actually choose these. I just sort of grabbed, you know, fifteen buttons. I don't even know what they say. I don't really care.
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I like yours. Ugh!
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- Peter. - Michael. What the hell's going on, man? I thought you'd come in here and start shooting. No. I just came to get my address book. I'm not gonna stay. I got a phone number, Mike, that I don't wanna lose. What? Peter, you're in deep shit. You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing? Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing... and it was everything that I thought it could be. I hope you have a better story for Lumbergh. You're supposed to be at your interview with the consultants. The who? The consultants. What has gotten into you?
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Hi, Milton. What's happening? Nothing. I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead... and move your desk again, so... if you could go ahead and get it as far back... against that wall as possible... that would be great. No, because I was... That way, we'll have some room... for some of these boxes and things... we need to put in here, and, uh... Oh. Oh, there it is. Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
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Wow! This place is really... nice. Yeah. Is it? Yeah, my God, compared to Chotchkie's! I like the uniforms better, anyways.
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So if you could just get to that as soon as possible... that would be terrific, OK? Thanks a bunch, Milton. Good-bye. OK.