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Good-bye.

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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...

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Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

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That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

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Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

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If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

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Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

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Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lum... Yeah. It's... Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumber... Yeah. It's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in. Hello? Peter, what's going on? Huh? It's three-thirty. Why aren't you at work?

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I'm sorry. Go on. Is there any way that you could sort of... just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know... that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home... and think that I've been fishing all day or something? That's... really not what I do, Peter. Heh. However... the good news is, I think I can help you.

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I wonder if I'm allowed to, uh, wear this in here?

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You're beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy... as you slip deeper and deeper... into a state of complete relaxation. All your cares and concerns are disappearing. Deeper and deeper. Way down. Your concern about your job... melts away... way... way down. Unh.

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Yeah, he's... he's... he's pretty... He's pretty good, I guess. You're goddamn right, he is. Right. So tell me, what's your favourite song of his?

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I don't... I don't know. Heh heh. I mean, I guess I sort of like them all. That's a riot. I'm the exact same way. But it must be twice as hard for you... being you have the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue. Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael. You know, you can just call me Mike.

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Oh, my God! Dr. Swanson!

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Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about... ten o'clock. Yeah. Just, uh... wondering where you are.

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I want you to do something for me, Peter.

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I want you to try and relax.

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Good-bye.

Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...

Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lum... Yeah. It's... Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumber... Yeah. It's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in. Hello? Peter, what's going on? Huh? It's three-thirty. Why aren't you at work?

I wonder if I'm allowed to, uh, wear this in here?

You're beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy... as you slip deeper and deeper... into a state of complete relaxation. All your cares and concerns are disappearing. Deeper and deeper. Way down. Your concern about your job... melts away... way... way down. Unh.

Yeah, he's... he's... he's pretty... He's pretty good, I guess. You're goddamn right, he is. Right. So tell me, what's your favourite song of his?

Oh, my God! Dr. Swanson!

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about... ten o'clock. Yeah. Just, uh... wondering where you are.

I want you to do something for me, Peter.

I want you to try and relax.