Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks, everybody. I really, really appreciate it. It's very special. Now, Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told... Just pass. OK, here. But this...
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13.8s
I may never be happy at my job... but I think that if I could be with you... that I could be happy with my life. I've been a real asshole. But, if you'd give it another shot, I promise... OK, shut up.
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That's a great idea. OK, how do we do that? I don't know. I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew. I think coke dealers do it. OK, all right. Do we know any coke dealers?
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All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.
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3.7s
The cake... There's lots of cake?
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1.9s
Who's that?
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19.5s
In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes... that you have committed against Initech... I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton... and Samir Naan... Nanadajibad... to a term of no less than four years... in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
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11.8s
I might be going away for a while. Uh... to jail. You were right about that computer scam. That was a bad idea. I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.
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8.7s
- What happened? - I flipped off my boss. Some customers... Actually, a line cook... but he just happened to be standing there, so...
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9.3s
Lawrence, you awake? Yeah. You wanna come over? No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.
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9.4s
Peter Gibbons... you've led a trite and meaningless life... and you're a very bad person.
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4.3s
You are a very... Bad person, Peter.
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3.4s
I'm going home. Me, too.
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1.3s
Hey.
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Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack... but now I'm off and trying to stay clean. That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions. - No, no. - Wait a minute. You used to be addicted to crack?
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4.9s
You're not working at Chotchkie's anymore, huh? No, no. I got fired.
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20.2s
- You're a software engineer? - Yep. Things, they must be very rough for you. Actually, man... I make more money selling magazine subscriptions... than I ever did at Initrode. Heh. At Initrode? Wait a minute, you're not gonna tell anybody... about all this stuff we told you. I mean, we know a lot of the same people. That's...
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3.2s
What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to "Vibe"?
