But as soon as he backs out of his driveway... Bam! He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver. - Is he OK? - Sort of. Broke both his wrists, legs, a couple of ribs, his back... but he's getting a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow. He's throwing a big party this weekend to celebrate. We're all invited. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my "Oh" face. Oh, oh, oh... You know what I'm talking about. Oh. Yeah. Right. See you guys there.
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Wow, our last day at Initech.
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11s
Whoa! Hey, what's going on here? Get a room, you two! Ha ha! I hate that guy.
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I have to take my stapler back... because I told him it's my stapler.
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Come on. This isn't Riyadh. They're not going to saw your hands off here. The worst they'd do is put you for a couple of months... into a white-collar, minimum-security resort. Shit, we should be so lucky. They have conjugal visits there. - Really? - Yes. Shit! I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months. So what do you think? This thing is actually pretty fail-safe, Samir. Samir?
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Brought mine in a pail... plus Joanna's supposed to come by a little later.
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I can't believe they had security escort us out. It's not like we're going to steal something.
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I think the fire pretty much took care of everything. I wonder if the money burn up. It would be shame. Yeah. So you sure you don't want us to get you a job? That's one thing I'm definitely sure of.
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It's my stapler. A Swingline, the brand I've been using for a long time.
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4.8s
Peter, she's anorexic. Yeah, I know. The guy's really good.
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11.2s
Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
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3.2s
Because l... l... I didn't feel like it.
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- Hey, Peter. - Drew. That's something about old Smykowski, huh? - Yeah. - Lucky bastard.
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Well, time to go face the music. You take care of yourself if I don't see you, all right? You too, man. Take her easy, bud. All right. Hey, Peter. Yeah?
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Whu... whu... One.
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Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?