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Hi, Milton. What's happening? Nothing. I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead... and move your desk again, so... if you could go ahead and get it as far back... against that wall as possible... that would be great. No, because I was... That way, we'll have some room... for some of these boxes and things... we need to put in here, and, uh... Oh. Oh, there it is. Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
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It's pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there's a bank transaction... where interest is computed... There are thousands a day... the computer ends up with these fractions of a cent... which it usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those little remainders... and puts it into an account. - This sounds familiar. - They did it in "Superman III." Right, uh... An underrated movie, actually. There were hackers that did it in the seventies as well. - So they check for this now. - No, here's the thing. Initech's so backed up with all the software we're updating... they'd never notice. You're right. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't check all that code. Thumbs up their asses. Thumbs up their asses. So, Michael, what's to stop you from doing this? It's not worth the risk. I got a good job.
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I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man... and, boy, that's just a straight shooter... with upper management written all over him. Eech. Ooh. Yeah. Um... I'm going to have to go ahead... and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately... and I'm just not sure that he's the calibre person... that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems... with his T.P.S. Reports.
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- You're a software engineer? - Yep. Things, they must be very rough for you. Actually, man... I make more money selling magazine subscriptions... than I ever did at Initrode. Heh. At Initrode? Wait a minute, you're not gonna tell anybody... about all this stuff we told you. I mean, we know a lot of the same people. That's...
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Peter, would you be a good sport... and indulge us and just... tell us a little more? Oh, yeah. Let me tell you something about T.P.S. Reports. Ahh... The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. Don't... don't care? It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off... and Initech ships a few extra units... I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob... I have eight different bosses right now. - I beg your pardon? - Eight bosses. - Eight? - Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake... I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation, is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob... that'll only make someone work just hard enough... not to get fired.
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Who's got my keys? I'm driving. Everything is gonna be OK. All right? OK? It's fun, and it's exciting. I gotta... I gotta go. All right? Joanna's coming over. Don't worry. You're worrying. All right? Monday morning, we're gonna check the account balance. Everything will be OK. Don't miss Tom's barbecue. I'll see you there. All right? Good night! Back up in your ass with the resurrection What were you guys celebrating last night? Oh, um... l'm not really at liberty to talk about it.
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