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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

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Come on.

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It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.

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I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.

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You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.

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Sorry. Not cool yet. It's just, you did murder a child. No. She didn't. No, it was a fake miscarriage. Yeah, not the imaginary child that was inside of you, but the actual inner child that lives inside of me got decapitated. Head flew up, did flips in the air, blood spurting everywhere. Hoagie, Jerry has a perfect record, and we're a team now.

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- My name is Jerry. - Hi, Jerry.

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Let me tag you.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, God.

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Um...

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First, you're not gonna screw up this wedding. Okay? And secondly, I will never let you tag me. You're gonna die before that ever happens. You understand that, right? I don't fear death, Jerry. And I'm not gonna give this up till I die.

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There he is! I'm coming for you, Jerry! Chilli, you're not even it!

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Oh, that knee healed up fast. Stay out of this, Lou.

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Well, I appreciate that. I really do.

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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

Come on.

It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.

I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.

You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.

- My name is Jerry. - Hi, Jerry.

Let me tag you.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Um...

First, you're not gonna screw up this wedding. Okay? And secondly, I will never let you tag me. You're gonna die before that ever happens. You understand that, right? I don't fear death, Jerry. And I'm not gonna give this up till I die.

There he is! I'm coming for you, Jerry! Chilli, you're not even it!

Oh, that knee healed up fast. Stay out of this, Lou.

Well, I appreciate that. I really do.