Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.
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Come on.
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Feels like a trap. All right, let's split up. We'll cover more ground. No, that's a terrible idea. He'll never expect it. Now help me out of the door, please.
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- Set him up. Knock him down. - Oh, my God! - Good idea. - All right, fair and square. - I'm it, right? - Yes. And now you're it.
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Kevin, you're really focused on other dicks.
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It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.
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Look, understand two things, Hoagie.
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You just can't catch him.
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You seem stressed.
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Incoming!
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I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.
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Don't be a hero, Dave. Jerry doesn't give a shit about you.
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You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.
