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Once, there was a kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when the cars Had smashed him so hard Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Once, there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room - But when they finally made her They saw red marks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - Baa, baa, baa, baa - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - Baa, baa, baa, baa Ooh Yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Mmm, mmm Both the girl and the boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah - You're it. - Fucker!
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-'Cause he started it. - You started it. You literally started it. - No, you started it! -"Oh, my knee hurts." What do you think they're talking about? Are we off the record? Yeah, sure, sure. No idea. You know what? I shouldn't have come. Jerry always gets in your head. Did Jerry tell you to say that? You part of the whole Truman Show of it all? I mean, Jerry invited me to the rehearsal dinner because he thought it would distract you guys, which it did. But, um, I wanted to see you. So I came. Sure. Oh, my God. You guys are fucking idiots. Both of you. But I love you both. I'm gonna go. Maybe I'll see you later. Or not. - Cheryl... - Go get Jerry. He fucking deserves it.
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- To Jerry. - Wait. Oh! So, boys, how did it go? - Not good. - So bad. So, so bad. Did you guys just sign away your chance to tag him? Yeah, but we're still okay because non-wedding times are fair game. We just gotta find the right window. - What happened? - He kicked our ass. - Well, technically, he punched my ass. - Punched your ass. - Repeatedly. - Hard. Well, according to the bylaws, that is highly illegal. Except he didn't hit my asshole, -so it's legal. - It's legal. Okay, what are you talking about? Here. Page... Yes! Right there.
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I'm the girl who cried miscarriage. But I had to get him out of that room and distract you for a couple of hours so that the amendment could kick in. Wait. Are you even pregnant? No, I was never pregnant. You were never pregnant? Whoa. Just listen. Jerry knew that you guys might get the drop on him so "Operation Miscarriage" was our fail-safe. - It was an operation? - It was actually my idea. - Brilliant. Brilliant! - Ah, thanks. That's diabolical. Everyone's just pissed because you won, and they're boys. They can't get pregnant, so they can't fake a miscarriage. It's true. Look, I'm not saying I want you to have a miscarriage. Then don't. 'Cause that would be terrible. But if you ever do have a miscarriage, I don't wanna say that you would deserve it 'cause that's too far, but what I will say and what I do feel is that's what you get.
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