Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, forsaking all others, holding only to him forever more?
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I am amazed that you're able to stay so optimistic after all that. Well, some have said I am the heart and soul of the game. No, you've said that. You're the only person I've heard say that. Well, technically "just me" fits the legal definition of "some," so suck a dick.
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Love you too, man.
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White people.
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2.7s
Told you. In there. What's it say?
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Let's see where this one goes. Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that? He says that his skin's very dry. It needs to be moisturized. Jerry, put down Mr. Stubbles. So help me God. What's happening here? I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom. Oh, no. It's the ultimate act of dominance. I'm gonna stay here until you come.
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No. Okay. Cute.
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I head for the door to escape. Sable blocks it.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Babe? Suz? Sue? - Jerry. Oh, my God.
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I met Jerry in AA. You see, people, I got a lot of problems. Anger issues. I left my wife. I have many kids. And this man got me to turn to the cloth. It was a low point in my life. There was jail time involved. I briefly converted to Islam. I lost a long legal battle with Jo-Ann Fabrics. During that time, I got to know Jerry and Susan as a couple. And that is a true blessing. What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran? Episcopalians don't eat fish. That's pescatarian. That's not a religion. They're all fanatics. I don't know.
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Ah, amateurs.
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1.7s
Callahan!
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Maniac.
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Is it... Dad, what month is it?
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I love... I love this game. You know?
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My mom talked to his mom, and she said that the rehearsal is at the Deer Creek Country Club. - Deer Creek. - There it is. Anyways, the name is Louis Seibert. That's S-E-I-B... - Oh, I'll remember that. Thank you. - She's got a great memory.