Well, I mean, no Jerry, no story. You need Jerry for the story? Could you imagine that thing printed out here, framed? - Hanging on the wall? With this guy? - Yeah. Which will get published everywhere. Everyone will see. - Nationally. - Don't you wanna be in the article? Yeah, dude. I would love to be in an article.
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Ta-da! - Is that your... - That's my bedroom. You're at my parents' house. Why are you at my parents' house? It's a little smaller than I remember. You broke into my house! We broke into his house. Yeah, we broke into your house. . Hey, hey! Look who I found, Hoag.
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. Callahan will become distracted by his own arrogant thoughts, which I will exploit. BOB". This will be my victory, which makes sense because success breeds success...
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We thought it'd be really funny to hide in there, but then we overheard way too much. Yeah, buddy, you're clearly going through a lot of shit.
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Who are you right now? - What? - You're freaking me out. I feel like I don't even know you. You're like this foreign person.
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Hoagie's attempts to face me fail because he lacks confidence.
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Callahan! We got an unguarded exit, okay?
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Sorry. Not cool yet. It's just, you did murder a child. No. She didn't. No, it was a fake miscarriage. Yeah, not the imaginary child that was inside of you, but the actual inner child that lives inside of me got decapitated. Head flew up, did flips in the air, blood spurting everywhere. Hoagie, Jerry has a perfect record, and we're a team now.
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Thanks, Linda. I don't think anybody's gonna be freshening up.
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I take back everything I said about her being effervescent.
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Hey, Rob, how're you doing, bud? Good to see you. You, too, man.
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First defense 101. Class is in session.
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- My name is Jerry. - Hi, Jerry.
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Let me tag you.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, God.
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Um...
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So kind of a rough start. That was pretty standard, actually. Yeah, Jerry's extreme. The masturbation was fake, but the pleasure was real. I mean, I've said it before, but we're not gonna tag him because, you know, he's better at tag than us. I'm obviously going to be the one that tags Jerry. I've been working with this Japanese guy. Sensei. He knows zero karate. Oh, he doesn't know karate. He's claiming to know karate?