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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

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Jerry's not quitting at the end of the season. What? Why the fuck would I quit? Yeah, I just... I said that to get everyone together, you know, for one last round. Hoagie, tell me you are fucking joking about this. Uh, no.

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- Okay. - Fuck you, Dave. God, I love your passion. I'll tell you what.

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Same, I guess.

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How many wines have you had?

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- Yeah, I guess so. - Not yet.

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No, definitely not. Awesome. Okay. Our group of friends has been playing the same game of tag for 30 years.

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You guys, there's so many. There's so many! What the...

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What?

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I'm not. I've got a tumor on my liver the size of my right nut.

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It means we're going to war, Sable. Now, just to be clear, we're not gonna tag Jerry at the actual wedding ceremony because, frankly, that would make us giant assholes. I'm sorry. I thought that was the whole point of this. I took two weeks unpaid vacation for that exact reason. - Two weeks? - Yeah. I'm going zip-lining after this. Okay. There's gonna be plenty of time to get him before the ceremony. There's a rehearsal dinner. There's a luncheon, photo shoot. Just don't worry. We're gonna get him. Very official plan. Who wants to smoke some weed with me? Sable! I'll take a toke.

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All right. What do we do? Look, Chilli, what's wrong with you? Just go talk to the girl. Could be a trap. She's here for a friend who is in the hospital. Okay?

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I do. Beautiful. There's gonna be a window. - What, sweetie? - The doves.

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On. That is psychological warfare right there.

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Gloria, ma'am. - My balloon! - Whoa!

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