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Ron, this is Dr. Brangley. I've left dozens of messages. Somehow, they must be getting erased. But there is a procedure that can possibly return your sight. Please get back to me if you're interested. Well? Have you been erasing these messages? Yes. Ron, just let me explain. How could you? We've never been this happy and I just thought that... Thought that if I could see again, that somehow I couldn't love you and Walter anymore? Yes! Damn you, woman! You lied to me!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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I can't even masturbate! Why? Heck, one morning, I spent 20 minutes aggressively rubbing my shin, wondering, "Where's the sensation? "Where's the pleasure coming?" You rubbed your shin thinking it was a penis? I know you think I'm stupid, don't you? - No! - The weirdo who lives in the weird lighthouse in the middle of nowhere. Ron, it was your choice to live in a "weird lighthouse." You know why I live here? Let me say it real slow and real loud. I'm bl-i-i-i-i-nd!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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But seriously, do you have any more of that crack left? You know what, Ron? We're a news team, and that's a bond for life. But I don't like the man you've become. You know, we were happy when you found us. Right? I was taking pictures of pussies, Champ was serving bats to people, and Brick was dead. We took a gamble. Took a gamble to follow you here. But I'm starting to realize, this was all about you, and beating Veronica at all costs. Had nothing to do with the news, nothing to do with the team. Brian, don't. You know, I might not be the smartest guy, but I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I know that if you're pleasuring a woman down south, you use your tongue to spell out the alphabet. Around the bubble. Around her bubble. The vulva! The Volvo. I know that "synergy" is a completely made-up word. I know that washing your hands is for nerds. Especially if you don't mind pinkeye. And I know that, no matter what, you always stand by your friends. You'll have to excuse me, Brian.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues